So much funk, in fact, that the police horses dance better than the average white dude – and definitely better than the dorky kids from Hoboken and Syosset who seem to show up so often every time there’s a Jazz Fest or a Mardi Gras or whatever.

Yeah, that’s right. You read it correctly.

The police horses got the funk.

Don’t believe it? Fine. Looky looky.

Mardi Gras is coming. Will Ferrell’s gonna be Bacchus, they say. Will Ferrell can’t dance as well as that horse.