…so 2012 looks like it’s gonna be a hell of a year.

Just got this in my e-mail, dontcha know…

Assalamualaikum

I hope this mail finds you in good condition and I hope you and your family are in good health. What I’m about to share with you is a top classified secret, which is to be kept very confidential from any other person. What I have to say may come to you as a surprise, but I want you to be assured that you will be glad that you cooperated.

My name is Ali Ibrahim; I got your contact from a close friend who works in your country consulate office in Libya. I work with Saif al-Islam Muammaral-Gaddafi, the son of the Libyan leader as one of his personal aids. He entrusted me with the responsibility to make sure some of his funds in Libya is moved to a safe and trusted location anywhere in the world.

Your country is one of the country chosen due to my leader’s relationship with your country, so is my duty to find a trusted, reliable and capable individual that will be able to accept the funds in his name as a foreign funds for investment in your country .The funds in question is $90,000,000.00USD, which is deposited in Algeria. If you are interested in assist my leader’s son, I will give you more information on how we can meet as other details cannot be revealed through email.

Please if you are not convinced by faith to carry out this transaction kindly delete this email to avoid circulation.

My best regards to your family

Ali Ibrahim
alilbrahim@mail.com

So that’s how I roll. I got the Qaddafis askin’ me to hold their stash for ’em. But don’t call here lookin’ for a loan. You’ll want to talk to my main man Ali fer dat. Inshallah he’ll hook you up.