T-Doug doesn’t live on the bayou with all us nutria. His folks moved to Canada when he was little and he grew up there.

He doesn’t sound coonass at all. Never had the accent I don’t think. And growin’ up over there, he’s definitely got a different look than us coonass rodents down here.

Friendly fella, though. We’re tryin’ to tell him he’s gonna want to stay out of the road or else he’s gonna be disappointed in the results.