The Inevitable Elizabeth Warren Indian Fark Thread

Call it rough justice if you want, or call it immaturity on our part. We don’t care – these things get traffic.

And since Elizabeth Warren has been caught out in one of the most typical pinhead moves anybody could possibly make – faking a minority ancestry in order to get ahead as an affirmative action baby – there was no way in hell we weren’t going to have some fun at the expense of somebody that pathetic.

Not to mention that not only is her claim of being 1/32nd Cherokee dubious but a little geneological research turns up that Warren’s ancestors actually rounded up Redskins for the Trail of Tears, and this thing just gets too delicious not to play with.

That Warren was also the left-wing assclown who entered the Massachusetts U.S. Senate race with this Marxist gem…

“You built a factory out there? Good for you,” she says. “But I want to be clear: you moved your goods to market on the roads the rest of us paid for; you hired workers the rest of us paid to educate; you were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for. You didn’t have to worry that marauding bands would come and seize everything at your factory, and hire someone to protect against this, because of the work the rest of us did.”

She continues: “Now look, you built a factory and it turned into something terrific, or a great idea? God bless. Keep a big hunk of it. But part of the underlying social contract is you take a hunk of that and pay forward for the next kid who comes along.”

…makes what we’re about to do even more enjoyable.

And with that, away we go.

And a cartoon…


By the way, has anybody asked the Cherokee what they think of all this?

 UPDATE: Oscar sends this one along…

UPDATE: Oscar’s cousin T-Zed sent us a link to this one, too…

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