There are a lot of stories these days about our youth going to hell in a handbag, but how bad is it getting when four-year-old registered sex offenders are roaming the streets of Alexandria packing heat?

From The Town Talk website this morning:

Alright, you might have guessed that this was a typo, something I have done once or twice in my journalism career. Summers is really 44 and The Town Talk—a newspaper I used to work for— later corrected the story.

I’m sure glad, ’cause some kid was due a serious time-out if this had been true.