I suppose you guys wanna start with some political stuff, this bein’ a political site and all.

Fine. I can do that. We’ve got this cancer business, after all…

People aren’t mean enough to Obama, I don’t think. This is a step in the right direction…

And this is a step in the wrong direction.

Like to see a cartoon? This one’s a cartoon and a fark all at the same time…

They say we’re a litigious society. And this is proof.

Hey, did you know it’s Back To School time?

Of course, there’s 100 million Americans on welfare now. That’s a lot. Even rich people are on welfare.

That’s depressing. This is not.

Y’all have a good weekend!