“Call me old fashioned, but when you’ve compromised the integrity of a woman’s skull, I think you should be issued a jumpsuit and some soap on a rope.”

– National Review’s Daniel Foster, reacting to news that Patrick Moran, disgraced son of Rep. Jim Moran (D-VA), managed to plead down to simple assault and was sentenced to probation after beating his girlfriend so severely that she had to go to a hospital.