Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get through this whole YouTube of Beyonce’s latest song. It’s called “Bow Down, Bitches.” Bound to be a smash, right?
Michelle Obama approves.
Did you last the whole way through? Me neither.
If you did, the Dalai Lama says you’ll achieve total consciousness on your deathbed. So you’ve got that goin’ for you.