…but Imma bet no matter how bad it was, it couldn’t have been anywhere near as bad as what happened to Brandon Knight last night.

What happened to Brandon Knight last night? This happened…

It went down in the middle of a game where the Clips were beatin’ the poo out of De-troit (the final score was 129-97, which ain’t a close score). That was DeAndre Jordan, who’s 6-11 and 265, droppin’ the hammer.

Brandon Knight is 6-3 and like 180 pounds. He got smushed.

And then the ball landed on his head.

And of course he’s catchin’ it on the internets. I liked this one…

But this one’s pretty good, too…

This didn’t really happen, tho…

Nah. He didn’t get kilt. In fact…

He’s gonna drive in a car we all wish we could to a home we all wish we lived in and probably sex a girl we all wish we had. #nextgame

— Rod Benson (@boomtho) March 11, 2013

You knew this was gonna happen…