“I just came from Denver, where the issue of gun violence is something that has haunted families for way too long, and it is possible for us to create common-sense gun safety measures that respect the traditions of gun ownership in this country and hunters and sportsmen, but also make sure that we don’t have another 20 children in a classroom gunned down by a semiautomatic weapon — by a fully automatic weapon in that case, sadly.”

– Barack Obama, who apparently knows more about the Newtown massacre than anybody else – or doesn’t have the first clue what a fully automatic weapon actually is.