Stammerin’ Hank Strikes Again: Imagine A World Without Balloons

There’s dumb, and then there’s Hank Johnson (D-GA), who holds the title of the Derpiest Member of Congress.

Johnson, who’s most famous for worrying that an increased military presence on Guam might cause that island to tip over, was agitatin’ on the floor of the House yesterday in favor of a bill that was gonna continue the federal government’s sales from the National Helium Reserve. And this is what he said…

The video cuts off, because after about a minute and a half pretty much nobody can listen to this bumblefart anymore.

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