It’s not like any of these people got misled or anything. The guy repeated that the petition was to “support Obama by repealing the Bill Of Rights” over and over again like he was a robot, or a rapper with Alzheimer’s or something. And these drones just went and signed the damn thing like the lemmings they are.

The guy’s name is Mark Dice, and he does these goofy petitions all the time. And he always gets morons like this.

It’s enough to make you hate your fellow man. What’d that dude who signed the Declaration of Independence say? Y’know the one; the guy who brews beer.

Sam Adams. That’s the guy. He said this…

“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.”

Zactly. He was talkin’ about these people.

Big Fur Hat had the right reaction on this one…

To support president Obama, please sign this petition that states I can BEAT YOU ON YOUR DUMB FRIGGIN FACE WITH A BAG OF TANGERINES.

The thing is, you really can’t have a great country with suck-ass people like what’s on that video. The kind of country that America is supposed to be, you go around in public talkin’ about repealin’ the Bill Of Rights and somebody really is gonna beat on your dumb friggin’ face with a bag of tangerines.

Or lugnuts. Or steak knives.

Instead, he goes for Godknowshowlong before he runs across a dude who was in the service and gets pissed off about it.

Ain’t good, man. Ain’t good.