This Wasn’t Actually How Ted Cruz Did Green Eggs And Ham…

…but it might as well have been. From an e-mail going around…

I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books!!
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker, Nan,
I do not like this, ‘YES WE CAN’!!
I do not like this spending spree,
I’m smart, I know that nothing’s free.
I do not like their smug replies,
when I complain about their lies.
I do not like this kind of hope,
I do not like it, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE!!

In case you missed it from yesterday evening, here was Cruz’ rendition of the Dr. Seuss classic – which he delivered as a televised bedtime story to his two daughters from the Senate floor…



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