Oscar’s Farks O’ The Week, Dumpster Fire Edition

Y’all musta heard by now that Obamacare’s a mess, right?

Yeah, it’s a mess. Yesterday they had a hearing with the contractors who tried to build the Obumblecare website, and it was a pettin’ zoo. Pretty soon they’re gonna get that Sebelius woman up in front of Congress and she’s gonna get garrotted right there on the stand.

And there’s a poll out now where 60 percent of the public is callin’ Obamacare a “joke.” It’s only gonna get worse.

In other words it’s like this…

That dude Avik Roy from Forbes had a thing this mornin’ sayin’ that more folks have lost insurance with Obamacare than have gotten it.

This week the reality of the ObamaCare roll-out appeared in a set of news stories that serve as an ironic juxtaposition. Over 500,000 individuals have seen their insurance policies cancelled in just 3 states.  In all 50 states, only 476,000 applications have been “filed” in an exchange. (Even though we are still learning the true definition of “filed.”)

That last bit? Just ’cause you “file” an application, that don’t mean you bought somethin’. It ain’t like Expedia or Amazon where you can actually buy somethin’. Fact is, Obama can’t even show us somebody who actually bought insurance through this thing.

Well, that might not be true…

purchased insurance

 

Part of why this is goin’ on is because the people who built that site built some gar-bage, and it ain’t gonna work.

Not even with what Obama an’ his gang say they’re about to do – which is to put the Geek Squad on the case with a…

tech surge

 

Yeah, I know. Gross, right?

Oh – and this is not actually a cover of the magazine that Carney guy used to work for…

We kinda liked this one, too…

And this…

And then there’s that fat turd Alan Grayson. Y’all know who he is, right? He’s the guy who put out a fundraisin’ thing the other day basically sayin’ the Tea Party is the same thing as the KKK. Everybody’s pissed off about that.

So this came out…

We kinda thought of this instead…

grayson satan

 

OK, enough about all that. This ain’t exactly safe for work, but the Peanuts kids wanna re-enact a scene from Goodfellas for you…

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