Seriously, it don’t get no better than this. You want to put a dog in heaven? Fine. Give him 210 plastic water bottles.
I lied. It could get a lil’ better than this, for the small price of $4.20. That’s two pennies in each bottle. Pennies in water bottles for dogs = Call Of Duty to an overweight high school loser kid.
They came out with one of those Wastebook deals today where that Senator from Oklahoma who has that goatee talks about all the federal dollars that get tinkled away on crap. My guess? Next year the Wastebook will have some study you paid for that says givin’ dogs water bottles to play with and chew on will give ’em cancer.