Ever See The Crazy Lefty Parking-Lot Accoster Video?

This is a couple years old, but I dug it up and posted it here because I had a broad just like this one give me a rough time this weekend for pretty much the same circumstances…

My deal was similar. I was sittin’ and waitin’ in my truck for somebody in a parkin’ lot, and a big fat stringy-haired nasty womyn showed up to gripe about my exhaust an’ the fact I had it runnin’. An’ that I was pollutin’ the environment an’ her nose.

So I sez, “Hey, you’re that dame from the video! You look different though.”

She got real confused and said she din’t know what I was talkin’ about. I said “Never mind then. Step away from the truck or I’ll run over your foot.”

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