…bein’ as though they sit around dreamin’ up stuff to make crimes outta – like wearin’ your pants below your butt or lettin’ your dog ride in the back of your truck or any of the other stuff these guys come up with to try to ban every year, I can come up with lotsa stuff they prolly oughta address if they’re gonna REALLY make us safe.

From what I unnerstand, there was a super-secret briefing last week at the Pentagon Barracks about a grave threat to our moral decency…

And then there’s the farmers who are usin’ technology to terrorize their animals – and this has gotta stop…

Oh, an’ by the way – since there ain’t a consensus to make the Bible the state book of Louisiana, which is gridlock if I ever saw it – then maybe they can all agree next year on this one instead…

I mean, we gotta lotta problems in this state. And the leges ain’t even got started in makin’ sure we get all this stuff straight.