SARGE: It’s Messy, Obama Says

Okay Obama. Let me see if I have this right. “The truth of the matter is, is that the world has always been messy. In part, we’re just noticing now because of social media and our capacity to see in intimate detail the hardships that people are going through. Those are your words.

Really? The world is “messy”? No kidding. You finally figured this out? If you’d have an agenda where people and the United States are tickling the outer recesses of your consciousness, you’d have noted this before now. If you’d ever pulled your head out of your butt you’d know, you’re historic in being the first black president to attain equality by becoming as incompetent as Harding and as stupid as Nixon. Your belief your position allows you the right to do whatever the hell you want without rebuke is historic. This isn’t your kid’s bedroom you stupid man. It’s the world is aflame!

And as we’re seeing at this moment, in crystal clarity, the result of your hubris is the ignition of a wick placed in the cannon’s touch-hole. We’re in jeopardy of war coming to America.

Obama, you said we have “no strategy” concerning ISIS/ISIL. My dad had a strategy for when my bedroom got “messy”. He slapped the back of my head making my eyes bulge and the pain sensors rattle to the soles of my feet. Then he advised me of his “strategy” to resolve the issue.


I know, you weren’t blessed with a father that stayed in your life, you poor baby. Get over it! Your inability to get past this narcissistic belief you can choose to ignore the dangers (not the damned MESSINESS of the world) the dangers of a world running full-tilt toward war is upon us. Crimea is aflame with an invasion (NOT an incursion) by Russian troops and ISIS/ISIL is beheading innocents all over the Middle East and threatening to expand fully into Europe in the next month or so.

Their next goal after that is to conduct guerrilla warfare in the United States. I know it. Millions of others know it. And you the president of the United States SHOULD KNOW IT!

I’m aware you didn’t want to be a wartime president. You felt your legacy (as advertised) was to remove us from conflicts forced on us by the unrighteous actions of politicized, militant Islamists. We saw it as a necessity to let the world know we weren’t going to be hit without hitting back. You, you indolent, insolent refugee from a world all your own wanted to portray us as: failing to “appreciate Europe’s leading role in the world…there have been times where America has shown arrogance and been dismissive, even derisive.” You’ve gone on to say “we have at times been disengaged, and at times we sought to dictate our terms.”

You have the gall to “think” America, “…in the past has been disengaged and at times we sought to dictate our terms?” By far you are the dumbest man on the face of this Earth. You alone have allowed the loss of our national prestige and honor of the United States to acquire a reputation as being soft and impotent.

You as a president have shown YOURSELF as being soft and impotent, no matter what Joe Biden says about: “I promise you, the president has a big stick”; it does no good if you’re too stupid to know how to use it.”

And you Obama are too stupid to know how to be a president worthy of the people of the United States of America.

Now get your ass in there and clean up your mess! You made it. You need to clean it up and you need to get it done now before your inaction, ineptitude and incompetence harm anybody else!

Now, shut up and get to work; fool! Or I swear by all I hold as holy you’ll know the wrath of the people of the United States and the world before this is over with.

Thanks for listening.

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