Anybody Interested In Reading The Feminist Mein Kampf?

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Well, all right. Lots of other people found this first. I just figgered I’d pass it along cuz it’s funny. Except it ain’t, really, and in fact it’s pretty sick.

Some dude musta left the seat up or somethin’, because this broad is snarlin’ like there’s no tomorrow. She don’t like men a whole bunch.

Before we do anything, the very first measure to adopt is to take all men out of all positions of decision-making immediately, and actually out of any kind of social, professional position whatsoever.

Major serial killers, serial torturers, pimps, pornographers, severe domestic abusers, serial rapists, genocide planners, biocide planners and pedocriminals across the world will simply be euthanised: the decisions will be taken by women in a mass world tribunal for patriarchal crimes. This is by far the best solution, and is the most legitimate, ethical way of reducing male population to more reasonable levels. Such men would otherwise forever pose a threat to women, children, animals, the earth and society as a whole, and we know they have no chance of ceasing their violent behaviour after having reached such an advanced stage of sadism and sociopathy. It would be reckless to spend space, resources and energy in keeping them alive in prisons.

All of men’s (alive and euthanised) belongings, property, resources and land will be confiscated from men and handed back to female care and supervision – property rights over land will be abolished. You can’t own land!

All men at least above 15 (or younger if very asocial) should live separately from women and children, on their own in small huts or studios, isolated from one another and scattered around so that women can keep an eye on them (they should never be in groups or packs, that would be illegal). So it would also be illegal for male adults to impose their presence on females, girls and children. Men would have to care for themselves on their own: food, laundry, etc. No male above his age of puberty would be allowed to receive any kind of service from a female. Their life expectancy would probably drop to the age of 40, but that’s how things should be. Women’s life expectancy without men would rise to 130 years at least.

PIV would be illegal too of course, as well as the initiation of any verbal or physical contact to women and girls or boy children, unless solicited by a woman for specific matters. I’m not sure what to do about boy children. Obviously you know my opinion, but let’s say that’s up to the mother to decide what she wants to do before he turns of age to leave the female family circle.

In order to keep all men and post-pubescent boys busy, we’d send them to clean up the vast amounts of detritus, pollution and toxic wastes men have littered and almost killed the world with. Much of the damage to the earth is irreversible, however with a great deal of effort and genius, women will find sustainable, natural and simple ways of healing a lot of the damage men have caused, and send men off to do the dirty work. No man will be allowed to take any decision without female guidance. We know what happens when men decide on their own! DISASTER.

It goes on, and on. It reads like a script for a bondage porn flick or somethin’.

Why pass this on? Basically cuz a lot of this is what feminists seem to actually want. It used to be about gettin’ women a break at the office, and givin’ ’em a shot of self-esteem they might oughta get and so on. But now? They have pretty much all that. There isn’t really any reason why somebody like Gloria Stienem still oughta be relevant.

And yet she’s still around, because the idea that Gloria Steinem should actually go get a job now that womenfolk can do that as well as guys can is not an idea Gloria Steinem likes a whole lot.

People mostly know this, and people mostly know there isn’t really a whole lot left for feminists to fight for if what we’re doin’ with social-justice movements like feminism is just to make sure people get a fair shot. But yet feminism isn’t actually discredited at this point, is it? Nobody seems to look at what it is feminists have on the menu these days – until they jumped the shark with that dumb video with the six-year olds droppin’ F-bombs like it was Dice Clay at The Improv – and realize they’re more or less a joke now.

All feminism is right now is a bunch of socialists who wanna run your life. And they’re out of reasons why anybody oughta listen to ’em. You’ve heard of mission creep? These are the Creeps Without A Mission.

And the broad with the screed above? She’s exactly who Limbaugh was talkin’ about when he used to call ’em feminazis. She’s weird. And yeah, I just gave  her more attention than she oughta get, but here’s the thing – it’s time for the rest of us to look at these people and ask ’em, “Why are you still complainin’? Go make me a sammich if you don’t have anything productive to do.”

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