Some of y’all might think I’m a dummy. Maybe I am. I don’t really think of myself like that, though. I’m kinda like Fredo – I can handle things! I’m smart! Not like everybody says… like dumb… I’m smart and I want respect!
But I’ll put aside the respect I demand from you people for just this once, because somebody’s gonna have to splain for me what the hell the people at Loctite were thinkin’ with this commercial they paid like $4 million to put on my TV last night durin’ the Super Bowl.
Is Darrell Bevell the marketing director for Loctite?
Bevell might as well be – when the boss says “We’re gonna put out $4 million to buy an ad durin’ the Super Bowl, so go make that money count,” an’ you give the thumbs-up when the ad agency comes back with a bunch of fatties wearin’ fanny packs…you blew it just like Bevell did with that play-call at the end.
Here. Here’s what we say to that.