John Bel Edwards Is Dispatching Drunks To Harass Baton Rouge Voters Via Phone Tomorrow Night At Dinnertime

You really can’t make this up. First, St. John Bel blows off a family values forum to go party at a strip club in New Orleans. Now his campaign is gathering up a bunch of lushes to make phone calls for him in Baton Rouge tomorrow night.

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So how is this going to work? Will they get callers liquored up first before they start calling?

Will there be a drinking game involved? For example, take a shot everytime you contact an Edwards voter. How about taking two shots if a Vitter voter is dialed?

Like many of you I’m sure, I’m a fan of being drunk dialed. I just love answering a phone call from someone who is so drunk they can’t form a sentence.

Scenes like this could happen all over Baton Rouge tomorrow night:

All that’s missing is the party bus and the strippers.

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