That’s been obvious for a long time, hasn’t it?

Any man wears that much mascara can’t be taken seriously. But that ain’t the problem. If you didn’t get it before, he made it real clear yesterday what’s the problem with him…

You can’t get your news from an assclown. You do that and it’ll make you an assclown too.

And yeah, I recanize this applies to people who watch all the other cable channels and the broadcast ones too. They’re all horrible.

It’s just that Mascara Man is more flamboyantly stoopid than the pack nowadays.