“Flying United, to me, is like crossing the Andes in a prison bus. Nowhere in the Western world is there anything to equal the collection of self-righteous shrew who staff the ‘friendly skies’ of United. There is something in the corporate manner of United Airlines that reminds me of the California Highway Patrol, the exaggerated politeness of people who would be a hell of a lot happier if all their customers were in jail – and especially you, sir.”
– Hunter S Thompson
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