The skits put on by the SEC Shorts folks are almost always well done, though the targets of those satirical performances are usually in too much grief to appreciate them.

So when the SEC Shorts crew decided to mock Texas Minister of Culture Matthew McConaughey, who made himself very prominent in the pre-game activities prior to LSU’s 45-38 win over Texas only to be spotted dropping f-bombs on the UT sidelines after Joe Burrow’s 61-yard strike to Justin Jefferson put Satursday’s game away.

Here was that golden nugget…

F**k – Matthew McConaughey pic.twitter.com/xhx4utuY6B

— Gustavo Vega (@iamvega1982) September 8, 2019

McConaughey’s pain was all the SEC Shorts crew needed to concoct a plausible-if-extreme scenario in which the actor barricaded himself in the stadium announcer’s booth and proceeded to launch into a protracted tirade of frustration. We got a huge kick out of it and we’re sure you will too…