AMEDEE: A Jeff Foxworthy-Style Election Fraud Warning

Editor’s Note: A guest post from Louisiana Rep. Beryl Amedee (R-Houma).

The glaring irregularities that have come to light concerning our November 3 election are very serious. The following list is not intended to make light of the situation. Instead, it is an effort to present the most egregious infractions in such a way that all who care about election integrity may join together and push for investigations followed by corrective action.

1. When a candidate brags that he doesn’t need people to go vote in order for him to win… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

2. When grandma receives a mail-in ballot, but she died 12 years ago… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

3. When the “winner” states he has a large voter fraud organization… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

4. When your state election laws are written by judges and governors instead of lawmakers… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

5. When voters were able to cast their votes on mail-in ballots before they even requested one… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

6. When people who claim they live in post office boxes get to vote… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

7. When voting machines are blue-tooth enabled… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

8. When ballots are trucked across state lines… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

9. When you use voting software developed in, and controlled by, a foreign country that’s on a mission to destroy your country… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

10. When Republican voters are handed “special” pens for their ballots… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

11. When voters get to vote in more than one state… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

12. When grandpa has been dead for 5 five years but he somehow manages to vote from the cemetery… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

13. When poll workers bring their luggage to work… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

14. When those counting the votes won’t let anyone WATCH them count… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

15. When ballots arrive days AFTER the election and are STILL counted… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

16. When death threats are involved… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

17. When vote counting stops for a broken water pipe, but the pipe miraculously repairs itself as soon as Republicans leave the building… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

18. When American votes are counted in Argentina… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

19. When the “winner” has more income from China than from the USA… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

20. When you have more votes than the number of registered voters… YOU MIGHT HAVE ELECTION FRAUD.

Please demand the rejection of fraudulent votes and false election results. We don’t accept cheating in sports and sports are considered entertainment. How much more important are honesty and accuracy in voting?

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