Did Y’all See What Rubio Did To Bob Schieffer On Sunday?
Evisceration.
Whoever gets the GOP nomination next year (coughcoughcoughRickPerrycoughcoughcough), there will be a tremendous push to put Rubio in as the Veep. Can you imagine this guy debating Biden? Good grief.
But going forward, whether it’s 2016 or 2020, this is your Republican standard-bearer of the future. Get used to him as a future president, because it’s happening.

Picking on a poor, doddering old man. Rubio is a meanie!
President Marco Antonio Rubio. Has a nice ring to it. Vice President Marco Antonio Rubio sounds good, too.
If Perry adds Rubio to the ticket, I’ll throw a party on debate night even if Barry shoves Bite Me under the bus. I’d love to see Rubio mop the floor with Bite Me, though. Talk about great theater!