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A Little Dedication To My Man Jordan Jefferson…

Not sure what else to say since he’s got an arrest warrant out for him today.

The Baton Rouge Police didn’t even bother to interview the bouncer and the manager at that bar where the fight was.

Stellar police work there. Just stellar.

Obviously they’ve got evidence which says Jordan’s dirty on this bar fight. That video that made the rounds shows a big tall dude kicking somebody who’s lying on his belly, and it could be Jordan. The bouncer says he never saw him fighting, though he also said he can’t say with certainty Jefferson didn’t do something. And if they’re arresting him obviously they didn’t cart off four dozen pairs of his shoes this week and found nothing.

Probably he did something. Definitely, he should have admitted whatever he did right from the get-go. The fact he didn’t means Les Miles can’t really go easy on him now – he’s got to do something, like an indefinite suspension or kicking him off the team.

Why? Because it looks like Jordan lied to Miles when he said he wasn’t involved. Don’t lie to your coach; it makes it worse.

Bad, bad bad.

This team coulda been a contender. Now, there’s no Jordan – which may not be all that turrible a deal; let’s face it, most of the time he stunk out the joint last year and Jarrett Lee basically won the Tennessee and Florida games for LSU – and yesterday the NCAA said Russell Shepard’s ineligible because he talked to a teammate about something the NCAA was investigating, which makes the NCAA a bunch of jackboot-wearin’, nanny-state boneheads from hell and they could use a guy in a Guy Fawkes mask to straighten ‘em out.

The guy who runs the NCAA – didn’t he used to be LSU’s chancellor? Yep – I think he did.

Thanks a lot, Emmert. Cameron Newton and his paw are laughing all the way to the bank, the swells at Alabama are all happy as hell in their free swag from Men’s Wearhouse, they’ve got free weed at Oregon and Russell Shepard’s on ice because he has a social life.

Great job. Jackass. Don’t come back around here, city boy.

Looks like the Saints might be the best bet this fall. Thanks be to Jesus for Breesus.

11 Comments

  1. Ryan Booth says:

    The irony is that the NCAA  could care less about the battery charge against Jefferson.  In fact, a player could murder someone in cold blood and the NCAA could care less.  But because Russell Shepard discussed an NCAA investigation with a teammate, he’s ineligible.

  2. Ryan Booth says:

    The irony is that the NCAA  could care less about the battery charge against Jefferson.  In fact, a player could murder someone in cold blood and the NCAA could care less.  But because Russell Shepard discussed an NCAA investigation with a teammate, he’s ineligible.

  3. Ryan Booth says:

    For what it’s worth, I think that Les Miles needs to suspend Jefferson for the season.  Jefferson didn’t take a redshirt, so he can plea it down to a misdemeanor, do his community service, and rejoin the team next year.  (I know that wouldn’t make Zach Mettenberger happy.)

    • Anonymous says:

      If Jefferson is convicted ,plea deal or not  and Miles lets him or any others convicted rejoin, TAF will feel it ’cause a lot of TAF supporters that I know are just fed up with this cr*p. Maybe you will continue to give your money, but I know for sure I wont if he lets convicted thugs back on the team.

  4. Ryan Booth says:

    For what it’s worth, I think that Les Miles needs to suspend Jefferson for the season.  Jefferson didn’t take a redshirt, so he can plea it down to a misdemeanor, do his community service, and rejoin the team next year.  (I know that wouldn’t make Zach Mettenberger happy.)

  5. Billyweldon says:

    It’s all bulls__t!  If it hadn’t involved LSU athletes, you’d never have heard of it.  And any guy who’s stupid enough to mix it up with a 6’5″, 250 pound superbly conditioned athlete probably deserves what he gets!  And finally, all the bs about fractured vertebrae!  One doesn’t suffer three fractured vertebrae, drive home, later go the the ER and then get sent home.  It takes a lot of force to fracture vertebrae and with three broken ones, there’s certain to be collateral damage!!  Like ruptured spleens, contused livers, bruised lungs or intr-abdominal hemorrhage.

    • Prryblu says:

      yeah its ok for a bunch of afros to jump on 1 man when hes down,like a pack of heyinas

    • Anonymous says:

      Apparently the guy that suffered broken vertebrae was the one dragged out of his vehicle who hardly deserved it for honking his car horn.
      It doesn’t take a doctor which you are obviously not to understand the adrenaline produced when someone’s  life is threatened. It doesn’t surprise me at all that he was able to get the h*ll away from there when he was given the opportunity to do so after the Marine intervened. And to say that internal injuries would have to be present if someone has broken vertebrae shows an ignorance of anatomy as well.

      I don’t know if a group acting like a mob hauling someone out of their vehicle and beating that person is such a common occurrence where you live that it would not be newsworthy, but in Baton Rouge so far it is not a common crime and would be newsworthy no matter who did so.
       

    • Anonymous says:

      Apparently the guy that suffered broken vertebrae was the one dragged out of his vehicle who hardly deserved it for honking his car horn.
      It doesn’t take a doctor which you are obviously not to understand the adrenaline produced when someone’s  life is threatened. It doesn’t surprise me at all that he was able to get the h*ll away from there when he was given the opportunity to do so after the Marine intervened. And to say that internal injuries would have to be present if someone has broken vertebrae shows an ignorance of anatomy as well.

      I don’t know if a group acting like a mob hauling someone out of their vehicle and beating that person is such a common occurrence where you live that it would not be newsworthy, but in Baton Rouge so far it is not a common crime and would be newsworthy no matter who did so.
       

  6. Anonymous says:

    First of all Jefferson and apparently a lot of players with him broke the teams’ curfew and that shows no respect for your coach who set the curfew. Nor does it show the kind of leadership someone like a quarterback should possess unless the brand of leadership is to lead a bunch of thugs to drag a man out of his vehicle and beat him.
    Now I have known quite a few of the players from the 03 Championship, and the ’07 team as well because I do a lot of business with college students at LSU and Southern.
    The players that I have known, many of whom have gone to the pros I would be proud to support because of their behaviour and attitude off the field. They had an appreciation for the opportunity they had and showed respect to the coach and University and the community which supports them.
    These players  don’t in the least respect their coaches nor in the opportunities the University has given them and it shows in their behaviour in our community.

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