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Dude, Seriously?

Dude, Seriously?
November 14
12:19 2012

They expect people to pay for this. Because it’ll keep you warm, and all. And it doesn’t look the least bit stupid.

They call it a Beard Beanie.

I call it a dunce cap.

And I bet that by January you’re gonna see people wearin’ ‘em everywhere.

You gotta be an idiot to buy this. But y’know what? Somebody put some money out there and hired people to make ‘em, they gave it a shot in an attempt to turn a profit and apparently they’re doin’ OK with it. The first company who did this thing now has copycats makin’ ‘em as well. So it’s not a flop.

It oughta be, but it’s not. And right now, people who wanna try to make a buck even on stupid stuff get a thumbs-up. Everybody else is packin’ it in.

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  1. William M Edelmann
    William M Edelmann November 14, 19:45

    I doubt that anyone who can really grow a beard would wear one of these things, likely for wannabes who can't grow a real one and want to be warm and look cool {or foolish} wishing for one. Frankly cool is trumped by foolish in this case…

  2. Jules P. Guidry
    Jules P. Guidry November 19, 13:57

    I'll be starin' at folks wearing these things just like I do at the kids with shiny things poke through holes in their faces, like they fell in a tackle box face first. At least these contraptions can be removed easily and no harm done. Just look stupid when worn.

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