How Republicans Can Celebrate Obama’s Re-Election
So the night after the election, this union shop foreman walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama’s victory when he sees a guy sitting there with a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him. Mr. Goon don’t need to be Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican. So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, “Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican.”
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, “Thank you!” in an equally loud voice.
The union goon ain’t too happy about that.
So he loudly orders another round of drinks for everyone except the Republican. Just like before, he’s OK with that. He continues to smile, and again yells, “Thank you!”
Now, Mr. Goon is really pissed off. So one more time he decides he’s gonna order a round of drinks for everybody in the bar but Romney-Man. But Romney-Man keeps on smilin’, and again he yells, “Thank you!”
The union guy asks the bartender, “What the hell is the matter with that Republican? I’ve ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly idiot does is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?”
“Nope,” replies the bartender. “He owns the place.”