Don’t play in traffic.

(Hat tip: IOwnTheWorld)

And BTW, in case anybody was concerned about my whereabouts – turns out they don’t let nutria into the Cannon Office Building. You believe that? Try to petition your Congressman, or somebody else’s, and you end up in a Capitol Hill police cruiser with a German shepherd giving you the stinkeye. Discrimination, I tell ya.

We shall overcome.

I got out of it. I told ’em I was Charlie Rangel’s nephew and they let me go. But I missed my flight home.