This’ll Make It All Better.

The new generic ballot poll is out, and the Republicans have a 53-43 lead on the Democrats.

But it’s OK. Because they had a major announcement yesterday, at which they revealed…

…a new logo.

Something this feeble is simply too easy for a respectable smartass on the internet to pass up. And it wasn’t.

For example, we have this…

and this…

and even this…

and finally, this…

What’s even funnier is that it’s not only tired and moronic, it’s not even original. There’s a pizza joint up in the Midwest with the same logo.

As Rahm Emanuel said, F-ing retards.

People this slow really ought not be in control of the country.

UPDATE: I hadda do this one.

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