Mine hasn’t made it here yet. Maybe the FedEx man will bring it tomorrow… 

PELOSI PLANNING PARTY FOR ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Mon Nov 08 2010 16:34:33 ET

Nancy Pelosi Speaker of the United States House of Representatives requests the pleasure of your company at a reception honoring the Accomplishments of the 111th Congress on Wednesday, the tenth day of November, two thousand ten at three thirty in the afternoon Cannon Caucus Room 345 Cannon House Office Building.

Conservatives have plenty to celebrate out of the 111th Congress.

– It failed to produce Card Check.

– It failed to produce Cap And Trade.

– It did produce a 65-seat electoral holocaust which cleaned out its majority and paves the way for leadership by actual adults in the 112th Congress.

So we’d be happy to drink a toast to Pelosi and her accomplishments. Heck, we’d be happy to show up drunk, get drunker while drinking Queen Nan’s booze and, who knows? Maybe tackle a Christmas tree.