…and if it doesn’t, well – then you make me wanna hurl.

The dingleberries making this video are members of some candy-ass male feminist group. They’re probably kissing ass in order to get laid, which is a valid play in the general sense. But if you’re gonna do that, don’t put it on YouTube. Do it in some bar somewhere, and get it over with.

I hereby issue the Nutria Curse on these jackasses. May they be forever limited to “just a friend” status and get none for the rest of their days.

“Together we can make miracles.” Yeah, right. You pansies dropping a pair would be a miracle.

If you put up with all eight minutes of that, here’s a palate cleanser – and you’re gonna need it bad.