Meet your new Senate President.

Same as your old House Speaker.

We have morons in the state senate. They’re morons. All 39 of them. And I’m not so sure about the guy in the governor’s mansion who thinks this cat’s swell because he says he’s conservative.

The FBI sure appreciates the business. How fast do you think Eric Holder can get down here and look for some dirt to trash the Louisiana GOP with once this cat gets going?

Jack Abramoff is conservative. Let’s give him a job in Louisiana politics.

Hat tip: The Dead Pelican