Let’s see what I’ve got here. Wanna hear some Tchaikovsky? I have the Sugar Plum Fairy song from the Nutcracker.

Played on a whole bunch of half-empty glasses by a couple of Poles in an Italian church.

Nah, I couldn’t have that, right?

Of course I do. It’s Christmas. It’s the season for miracles, y’know.

And this is pretty cool, even if it does sound like a Lexus commercial.

Merry Christmas, y’all. Not that I won’t be around until then, but you know.