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Venice is a pretty expensive trip, y’know. Particularly if you’re a broke college student who has to scrimp on ramen noodle rations in order to cover the cost of prophylactics and The Pill.

She musta gone on the Slut Discount Plan. Do they have that there?

Or maybe she got Berlusconi to pick up the tab, cuz we hear he’ll do that at the drop of a hat.

Or a rubber, as the case may be.

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