She lives in Oklahoma City.

And her joint burnt down, more or less with her in it.

She made it out of there in time to tell her story on the news. And promptly went viral. Particularly once they auto-tuned her.

She’s so big they even dubstepped her. As if anybody got time fo’ dat.

This is like a month old. It didn’t catch on like the Bed Intruder Song did. But it’s got potential, right?