Our Aunt Esther First Lady Strikes Again

Her manners are too good to call that guy Boehner a beady-eyed fool.

No, not because that might make him cry. She don’t care a flip about that. No – her manners are too good to call Boehner a beady-eyed fool because her momma, who still lives with her, told her that you ain’t supposed to talk with your mouth full.

Of course, manners do indicate that when somebody’s talkin’ to you and wants you to give them a response, you finish chewin’ your food and then say somethin’. Not shake your head and shovel some more grub into that pie-hole while you roll your eyes.

Ain’t nobody got time fo’ dat, tho. This da second turm, yo.



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