…now we can execute him. Right?
James Holmes, the gunman behind the Dark Knight massacre in Colorado last July, has reportedly turned Muslim and prays five times a day.
The killer showed off a lengthy, thick beard during a court appearance earlier this month, and a prison source has claimed it is a symbol of his new-found faith.
The source said Holmes has turned to Islam as a way of justifying his horrific murder spree in an Aurora, Colorado cinema on July 20 which left 12 people dead and 58 people wounded.
‘He has brainwashed himself into believing he was on his own personal jihad and that his victims were infidels,’ a prison source told the National Enquirer.
Apparently the Mooslims in that hoosegow are double-pissed about it, because they think havin’ Holmes in the fold scares the fish away and makes ’em look bad.
They’re in jail, mind you. They’re worried about lookin’ bad.
Anyway, Holmes is startin’ to look the part…
Wait, wait – there’s another dude who looked kinda like that…
He ended up lookin’ like this…
Holmes ain’t no Cat Stevens. He’s a lot famouser these days.
Because of Holmes they passed a bunch of gun-grabbin’ laws in Colorado. Maybe what they shoulda done is pass a law sayin’ that if you’re a Mooslim, or somebody who might become one, you can’t have a gun.
Because that would make us all a lot safer, right?