No truth to the rumor that that Asiana Airlines pilot was a boat captain before he got the job he had last week.

This was a different doofus who can’t land a large vehicle…

This happened over the weekend, supposedly, in Norway. There’s an excuse, though – something was wrong with the boat’s propeller, see.

Riight.

Anybody know what that tug boat was supposed to be doin’?

Helping?