Hey, How About An LSU Football Video?

Everybody else is still fired up about that fat Peruvian dude who got off from whackin’ the skinny black kid in Florida. I’ve been sick of that story since it first got started.

See, the race thing doesn’t do much for me. Prolly cuz I’m not black, or white, or Peruvian. When you’re an invasive rodent, all humans look the same.

So if y’all don’t have anything better to talk about, I’m gonna ignore you and turn my attention to football. Because football’s like six weeks from gettin’ started. And yeah, that’s too long – but thanks to Bonstonker I can still get pumped up about it.

Here, try this…

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