Y’all might have already seen this. Five million people already have. So if so, hey – what can I say? You’re excused. Go play someplace else.

But if you haven’t seen this thing, you’ll like this. Some guy went scuba divin’ with his video camera and found an octopus. That’s pretty cool, he thought, so he decided he’d shoot a little video of the sucker.

But it didn’t go as well as he figured. Turns out this octopus likes the camera almost as much as Chuck Schumer does…

I don’t know a lot about octopi. Is that what you say, octopi? Sounds better than octopuses, fa sho. Anyway, maybe some of you guys can weigh in about whether an octopus usually goes and does the grabby “Mine!” thing like a two-year old does.

Or like a dog.

Do they make good pets for scuba divers? Or are they just calamari that ain’t been eaten yet? Somebody fill me in.