What – you say you never saw a talkin’ dog?
You need to get out more. Lots of ’em talk.
I’ll admit that they don’t have much of a vocabulary. But they’ll talk plenty.
Like this guy, for example. His name’s Blaze, and he’s a husky. And he has some pretty definite opinions about whether he should have to go in his kennel. And it bothers him some that nobody seems to care what he thinks.