Low Popahirum, National Edition (4-11-14)

“Kathleen Sebelius had one final glitch on her way out the door. At her resignation celebtration at the White House Rose Garden today, she was missing the final page from her prepared remarks.” – Weekly Standard

“On the day the House Oversight Committee held Lois Lerner in contempt, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) said Congress should impeach Attorney General Eric Holder if he does not indict those like Lerner for their roles in the IRS’s targeting of conservative groups.” – Breitbart

No one spoke so magnificently in favor of the House Oversight Committee resolution that contempt charges be brought against former Internal Revenue Service official Lois Lerner Thursday than Trey Gowdy, Republican from South Carolina.” – BizPAC Review

CAIR calls itself a ‘Muslim NAACP.’  The NAACP may have lost some (or a lot) of its original mojo, but to compare CAIR to the NAACP is like comparing Josef Mengele to Ben Carson.  Say it ain’t so.” – Roger L. Simon/PJ Media

“As long as liberals keep saying that Rep. Louie Gohmert is quasi-racist or at the very least disrespectful and rude for suggesting during the Judiciary hearing Tuesday that Attorney General Eric Holder didn’t take being held in contempt seriously, I’m going to have to keep pounding this.” – Debra Heine/Breitbart

“Two months ago, a petition bearing more than 110,000 signatures was delivered to the Washington Post demanding a ban on any article questioning global warming. The petition arrived the day before publication of my column, which consisted of precisely that heresy.” – Charles Krauthammer/National Review

“Eric Cantor faces a challenge in November’s midterm election, but if his opponent ends up being Mike Dickinson, Cantor can worry about … well, almost anything else. Dickinson, a Democrat looking for the nomination in VA-07, has pledged to use his campaign to wage ‘war’ on the Tea Party, the NRA, and Fox News. Greta van Susteren offered him a battle last night, and it didn’t take long for Dickinson to turn his war on Fox News into a rout.” – Hot Air

“The pic (at the link) shows a Common Core question. What they want kids to do is this: Rather than just memorizing that 13 – 7 = 6, they instead want them only to memorize the minus tables up to ten. Then they want them to realize that 13 = 10+3, so the problem of 13-7 can be thought of as (10 + 3) – 7. 10 minus seven is three. So, three plus three. The answer is six, of course.” – Ace Of Spades

“As students flood Twitter with images of inedible slop, it’s clear that Michelle Obama’s government school lunch revamp is a costly failure. It’s time to get the feds out of kids’ lunch boxes.” – Investors’ Business Daily

“Several dozen frustrated House conservatives are scheming to infiltrate the GOP leadership next year—possibly by forcing Speaker John Boehner to step aside immediately after November’s midterm elections.” – National Journal

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