In the wake of the Michael Brown verdict, rich Ivy League college students across the country had the audacity to ask their college administrations and professors for a delay on final exams because of the “traumatic” stress of the verdict.

We know, it sounds absolutely ridiculous, but we’re not making this stuff up.

In fact, wimpy colleges filled with rich kids like Columbia Law School granted their students an exam delay. So, naturally, students at Harvard and Georgetown demanded the same.

Well, this student from Oberlin College went in great depth to ask her professor if their final exam could be delayed. Here is the email and amazing response: