“To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby.”

– Graydon Carter, editor of Vanity Fair magazine, who 30 years ago first called Donald Trump a “short-fingered vulgarian.