This is guaranteed to be the cutest thing you’re gonna see here at the site all week.

Guaranteed.

It was shot a week ago by a dude who’s a wildlife photographer. He was takin’ pictures of a family of river otters who were playin’ around in the snow at Yellowstone Natural Park, and along comes this river otter puppy who decided he’d use himself as a snowboard an’ make a spectacle for YouTube.

Word is that river otter now has an agreement to be represented by Jay-Z’s people and will be doin’ commercial spots for the pistachio-nut people by football season.