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GATES: Guess Who Gets to Pay More For Water…

GATES: Guess Who Gets to Pay More For Water…
January 03
13:47 2017

Starting January 1, 2017, Louisiana consumers will pay the Louisiana Rural Water Association (an additional) half a million dollars thanks to a fee hike sponsored by Gov. John Bel Edwards’ floor leader, Sam Jones.  From The Advocate:

Customers of Louisiana’s community water systems will see their $3.20 annual fee rise to $12 to help cover the Office of Public Health’s drinking water inspection program.

Nearly 1.6 million customers, including households and businesses, are expected to pay the higher fees, raising an estimated $13.5 million for the state public health office annually, according to a financial analysis done for lawmakers.

Another $500,000 will be paid to the Louisiana Rural Water Association each year, and a slice of the fee money will go to local government agencies that own the water systems.

Here’s the kicker: the $500,000 present to the Louisiana Rural Water Association wasn’t in the original bill.  A House committee added that (over zero objections, mind you).

Watching the committee take up the measure (and the amendment with the handout to the LRWA) is like Christmas all over.  Rep. Sam Jones seems to imply that passing this tax will cure cancer, kill brain-eating amoebas, and end pollution state-wide.  Not to be outdone, Rep. Cox noted that the tax would help in the fight against terrorism and Rep. Hunter offered that it was an equal rights issue.   So $500,000 to the Louisiana Rural Water Association would:

  1. Cure cancer
  2. Kill brain-eating amoebas
  3. End pollution
  4. Fight terrorists
  5. Solve equal rights problems

But wait! There’s more.  The outlandishness continued…

Rep. Jones, in making the plea for yet more money from Louisiana citizens, noted, “I’m asking for one bottle of water,” implying that his fee hike wouldn’t cost more than a single bottle of water (which he dramatically waived around before the committee).  Let’s do some math: the $3.20 fee is going up to $12.00, an increase of $8.80.  That’s an awful expensive bottle of water.

But, according to Rep. Jones, we need that expensive bottle of water because Gov. Bobby Jindal cut DHH “a million percent.”

This was nothing more than a John Bel money-grab, with some payoffs to the Louisiana Rural Water Association along the way.  And the citizens of Louisiana get to fund it, one (very expensive) bottle of water at a time.

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Keith Gates

Keith Gates

Keith Gates is an attorney in Winnfield, Louisiana (sometimes known as the Center of all Art and Culture in the Western Hemisphere) where he focuses on civil and criminal litigation and serves as the Winnfield City Prosecutor. Keith garnered over 100,000 votes in his 2014 bid for the Louisiana Public Service Commission. Keith is the legal analyst for TheHayride.com where he contributes on matters of law and policy.

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