Seriously, they do. World record holders.

Like Aevin Dugas, for example.

She’s got the world’s biggest afro. You could fit a disco ball or Webster in there. They measure afro’s by circumference, and hers is four feet, four inches.

Took 12 years to grow that bush.

“As a woman you’re told that straight hair is beautiful hair,” she said. “This is crazy. The afro is my natural hairstyle and there can’t be anything more beautiful than that.”

All right, then. Congratulations.