Hayride Suggestions For Some Romney Bumper Stickers…

Now that Mitt Romney has won the Nevada caucuses with about half the vote, it seems more than ever that he will be the Republican’s guy to beat Barack Obama. I’ve been feeling that Romney would be the last man standing for sometime now, even though he’s not the first guy that I would have picked for the job.

Not that he needs the help, but I spent time today working on some bumper sticker ideas sure to help Romney along on the road to the White House in the general election.

This first one plays off the statement that Romney made about how he likes to fire people, which Obama is sure to use against him in a future campaign ad. There is nothing wrong with firing people, as long as it’s for the right reasons and the great thing about this is we can give Romney a hand in adding Obama’s name to the list of the unemployed Americans by 2013—God willing:

 

 

I’ve always thought that Mitt is a weird name for someone to have, but it has potential on bumper┬ástickers. This one asks Americans to just “give a Mitt.” about the future of our great nation and send Obama packing in November.

 

And sticking to the theme of playing off Mitt’s name for a bumper sticker, here is another one:

 

Yeah, I know that Obama really isn’t a Muslim, but this one is bound to piss off a lot of people in on the left so I think it would make a great bumper sticker. No one ever said that bumper stickers had to be factually correct, as long as they piss the right people off they are worth while. I kind of envision this one making its way on to pickup trucks sporting gun-racks.

 

 

Gingrich has made a lot of use out of calling Romney a “Massachusetts moderate.” Well, I think that the public should be reminded that there are worse things you can be:

Romney is well on his way to becoming the Republicans answer to Al Gore as the wooden presidential candidate. There isn’t much he can do about this and it would do him better to poke a little fun at himself than try to get more animated to prove he isn’t some animatronic escapee from a Disney theme park ride.

It was always disturbing when Gore did that, but there isn’t much about Gore that isn’t disturbing:

This is my favorite one and might sum up the best reason to vote for Romney this year. The Romney people should feel free to use these, but if Mitt wants to send me any petty change he has lying around–maybe enough to get me into the one-percent—I wouldn ‘t mind so much:

 

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